Everybody’s chasing dough, everybody’s glazing whatever’s supposed to send next, and it usually ends with a bad taste in their mouth and an empty wallet. $HNUT is a holographic donut, it looks good, feels like nothing, and gives you absolutely nothing back. Zero utility, zero calories, zero benefits, exactly as advertised. You’re here to eat like everyone else, you just know this one’s a hologram, there’s nothing there, and you’re still lining up anyway.